you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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