it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
sex in a hospital.. check
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Randomize
