how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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