I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish i was in the wii world.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
