If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize