Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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