Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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