Your mouth is God's brothel.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i drank out of a bidet.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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