he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
