where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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