I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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