Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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