and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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