Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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