3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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