Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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