SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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