I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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