drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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