Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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