Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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