just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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