You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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