everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Im part way to drunk.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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