Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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