i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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