I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I queefed so loud it echoed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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