I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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