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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends

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  Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.

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• (661): View more from California

  Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?

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  What the hell did you do last night?!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  protesters in toronto definately have the best pot

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.

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  My god, what have you done?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.

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  It was so scary.

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• (212): View more from New York

  She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Come camping we have xanax and steaks

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude chill patience is a virtue.

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  WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!

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