even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
should my penis look like a turkey
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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