If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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