I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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