so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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