Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
do herpes really smell.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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