i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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