I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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