I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I need to align my fucking chakras
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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