oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
All the doctor said was why
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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