Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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