i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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