i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I intend to get homeless drunk
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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