We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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