Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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