hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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