They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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