i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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