So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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