did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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