she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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