i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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