how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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