Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
