There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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