yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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